I’m Mian. I built this App on evenings and weekends —
sometimes between rounds of Valorant. Most of the reason it exists is
the person sitting next to me at work.
His name is William. He has been my desk neighbour for nearly two
years, and he is the funniest person I know. Two or three times an
hour something leaves his mouth that makes the whole row stop typing.
One afternoon I asked him, half-joking: if humans had been born with
only two fingers, would we have invented computers sooner, or would
our maths just have been a lot slower? He thought about it for a
second and said, “Then pigs must live in a binary world.”
Days are full of this. I keep dragging him into serious conversations
— the origin of life, capitalism, politics neither of us
understands — and he keeps taking them somewhere I cannot stop
laughing at. (He also keeps a private taxonomy for office bathroom
phenomena that does not belong on a homepage; on that point I will be
editorial.)
After a while I started saving the good lines into a Discord channel,
mostly so I could listen back. A year in, the clips were funny but
unfindable. That was the moment I realised: this should probably be
an App — record anything, transcribe everything, keep the
seconds worth keeping. Translation went in too (investors do tend to
like translation).
The look might feel a little unusual. I used to dread doing UI. For
years an obscure company had been quietly posting a printed magazine
to my address; I never asked them to stop, but I also never opened
one. The afternoon I finally did, I realised paper has been doing
things screens forgot how to do. Magazine styling has nothing to do
with transcription, but this is a personal project, so I made the
call I wanted to make.
If you end up using it for something half as ridiculous as William, I
will be very pleased.